I mentioned recently that I have been experiencing some health issues for the last few months. Well, actually I am basically falling apart physically. The old body ain't what it used to be.

Anyway, "they" are still doing some tests on my heart, etc. and today [for 24 hours] I have to be hooked up to a heart monitor.

Nothing makes you feel forty years older than being hooked up to wires and a heart device [except for getting up to pee twenty times a night maybe].

I thought, under the circumstances, I would have some fun with it, so I have been: seeing how long I could hold my breath, running fast, submerging my whole body in water, yelling into it, and pushing the "please note this in the print-out" button attached to the device, which they specifically told me not to push unless I was experiencing dizziness or weakness... well, I was... because I was spinning around in circles very, very fast.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a trouble maker, I guess. Oh well.

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